Douchebag Alert!

By amy - 02/04/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my brother bragged about the number of break-up texts he sent this week while driving. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he was dating 3 girls, that he broke up with them over text, that he was texting and driving, or that he's proud of his actions. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 597
You deserved it 277

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He is the type of selfish womanising asshole that will get into an accident and walk away without a scratch and kill some innocent person. Hope karma gets him one day.

D. All of the above

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wow looks like he achieved ultimate coolness

No one does sarcasm anymore?

Definitely the texting and driving

He is the type of selfish womanising asshole that will get into an accident and walk away without a scratch and kill some innocent person. Hope karma gets him one day.

D. All of the above

... wouldn't it be E. all of the above? If I've buggered my reply I'm blaming it on trying to think at 2am 😕🤓

E would be correct but I realized my mistake after I posted and couldn't change it.

Usually people that brag only do so to compensate for something else.

He’ll probably end up having sex with countless beautiful women. Bastards always win. Karma will fix their wagon in the next life, but who has time for that?

But he is really proud of the high score he got from all those pesky pedestrians.

How about all four? I hope you said to him what you said to us.