Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
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Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
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Comments (88)
um_duh 0
#41 - you are a teenage dickwad #46 - good for you, glad your coach sunglasses didn't break but FFS did we need the 6 page essay on it? #55 - in australia they send out reminder tickets 21 days after the offense, they just usually add a $50 processing fee onto it
cxal_fml 0
Parking tickets can be paid online (at least in the US) - the only thing you need to know is your license plate number
Scaffolding 0
Ydi for leaving your bag in view.
Crummie 0
maybe you shouldn't be a hooker carrying 1,000 buck cash around
0geckofun_ 0
YDI for not spending a few hundred dollars on bulletproof glass. Oh, the cheapskates these days...;)
moviemaniac97 0
That is horrible! Did you at least tell them about the robbery
vag_fml 0
you're making the fml about the ticket. you're a douche.
PollySighDevil 0
Um did you report the theft as well... #69 your a moron it wasn't a robbery... unless she was sitting in the car with the bag in her lap when the window was smashed and somebody snatched it out of her hands... I don't think she said that
alphaxzero 0
YDI. Why leave valuables in plain sight?
bontron 0
Why are people such dicks to people who had something terrible happen to them? This site is pathetic.