Miscellaneous: Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend...

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 956

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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You deserved it 2 963

By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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You deserved it 11 558

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 904

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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You deserved it 4 403

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 17:33 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

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You deserved it 4 289

By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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You deserved it 5 520

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By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 381

Tobester 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:01

Smart phone. Same can't be said for the user. YDI

BelaLugosisdead 0

Monday 7 December 2009 12:21

YDI. Plain and simple.

Comments

Sakke 4

Monday 7 December 2009 13:14

YDI, YDI!

Freckls 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:16

Hah. This made me curious, and I feel like I want to see the picture before I judge you!

Titans_Matt 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:56

Your Dirty. lol

xshinexbrite96xx 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:18

well, who was on your phonebook? your sister and best friend would prob not care as much as certain other people!

Drache_fml 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:30

you sir, deserved that

poke_chu 3

Monday 7 December 2009 13:31

When your phone is smarter than you, it's hard to feel sympathetic. YDI

perdix 29

Monday 7 December 2009 13:31

It pays to advertise. You spam everyone in your contacts list with a picture of your ****, and now everyone wants a piece. Well played, sir, well played. Too bad you are going to have to go in for homosexuality and incest to satisfy the buzz you created.