Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML
Today, my boyfriend screamed at me for not cleaning his son's bedroom. The kid is 13 years-old, and there's nothing physically or mentally wrong with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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Dumbum123 19
There's a disorder known as misophonia, basically, certain sounds can trigger highly emotional reactions. I, personally cannot stand the sound of people chewing with their mouth open. No one wants to see or hear food being churned around your noise-hole. Exeptions are children under the age of 7, temporarily/permanently disabled or temporary/permanent injury. No fully-functional adult should look like a bulldog chewing a wasp. As you can tell, I have misophonia.
Dumbum123 19
I hope you're joking cos that is a bit of a leap. They did not hit the child, just merely felt the urge to. Almost every adult on the face of this planet has felt the urge to give some annoying kid a thick ear. They don't, but they want to.
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Dumbum123 19
There's a disorder known as misophonia, basically, certain sounds can trigger highly emotional reactions. I, personally cannot stand the sound of people chewing with their mouth open. No one wants to see or hear food being churned around your noise-hole. Exeptions are children under the age of 7, temporarily/permanently disabled or temporary/permanent injury. No fully-functional adult should look like a bulldog chewing a wasp. As you can tell, I have misophonia.
Ubehage 32
Something in you think it is okay to use violence on children. That's all I could read. YDI, grow up.
Dumbum123 19
I hope you're joking cos that is a bit of a leap. They did not hit the child, just merely felt the urge to. Almost every adult on the face of this planet has felt the urge to give some annoying kid a thick ear. They don't, but they want to.
mike3775 39
Seems like the kid was being a kid. I used to do the same thing at that age to annoy my stepdad
Iamthebanzai22 21
I never knew how gross some people can eat until I experienced it myself. It took a lot of self control not to puke that day. Your boyfriend really should teach his son to chew with his mouth closed otherwise he will be a social outcast all his life.
RichardPencil 32
The son-of-a-bitch wouldn't share his noodles, right? Get your own ramen and out-slurp the punk. You must establish dominance!