FML : Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate...

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pukeytimes / Friday 10 April 2015 23:03 / Australia - Leichhardt

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By WitEluded | 13

#6259300 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:21

Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.

By iTzSelverZz | 14

#6259292 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:15

Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.

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By iTzSelverZz | 14

#6259292 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:15

Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.

fastnachter | 15

#6259313 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:43

OP shouldn't be cleaning it up, either.

By emmabear1995 | 18

#6259295 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:16

Sorry that happened OP. Try to get her to clean it up when she wakes up.

ohjoy15 | 33

#6259385 - Saturday 11 April 2015 17:55

Try?! Make sure, like hell, she does.

ligerzero459 | 24

#6260511 - Sunday 12 April 2015 20:13

Do or do not, there is no try.

By senor_octubre | 24

#6259297 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:17

That sucks OP:/...either new room mates or make sure that they are responsible for the messes they make when shit like that happens

By LittleBastard | 20

#6259299 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:21

More like a puddle of love.

By WitEluded | 13

#6259300 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:21

Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#6259753 - Sunday 12 April 2015 2:08

Edward Cleaninghands!

By jk_waks23 | 19

#6259303 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:24

Hmmm. If she is a good flat mate hopefully she will clean it up by herself after she wakes up! Just your bad luck! FYL!

By Grauncho | 26

#6259310 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:33

My cat likes to hawk up hairballs on the floor right after I sweep and mop it. I feel your pain.

gobiteme2 | 34

#6259407 - Saturday 11 April 2015 18:48

Really dude you need to learn to take care of your fuzzy little friend, brushing does a world of good for hairballs. Besides it’s a natural way for a cat to take care of itself. Flat mate is supposed to have the capacity to think of what her actions could be. I would have grabbed her by a leg a used her for a mop.