By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
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WitEluded 13
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Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.

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iTzSelverZz 14

Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.

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iTzSelverZz 14

Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.

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fastnachter 15
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OP shouldn't be cleaning it up, either.

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emmabear1995 18
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Sorry that happened OP. Try to get her to clean it up when she wakes up.

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ohjoy15 33
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Try?! Make sure, like hell, she does.

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ligerzero459 24
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Do or do not, there is no try.

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senor_octubre 24
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That sucks OP:/...either new room mates or make sure that they are responsible for the messes they make when shit like that happens

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LittleBastard 20
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More like a puddle of love.

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WitEluded 13
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Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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Edward Cleaninghands!

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jk_waks23 19
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Hmmm. If she is a good flat mate hopefully she will clean it up by herself after she wakes up! Just your bad luck! FYL!

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Grauncho 27

My cat likes to hawk up hairballs on the floor right after I sweep and mop it. I feel your pain.

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gobiteme2 34

Really dude you need to learn to take care of your fuzzy little friend, brushing does a world of good for hairballs. Besides it’s a natural way for a cat to take care of itself. Flat mate is supposed to have the capacity to think of what her actions could be. I would have grabbed her by a leg a used her for a mop.

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Grauncho 27

Chill. I was lying.

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mif_fml 27

I hope you checked to make sure she wasn't drowning in it.

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toriamorales 5

Glad someone finally said it, I was gonna comment it if no one did.

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abNormal62 23
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Sorry for the setback in the housecleaning. Looking forward however to hearing her FML explanation of how she ended up this way

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guesswhatlifesux 14
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At least they didn't puke on a messy floor covered in stuff.

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