Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
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WitEluded
| 13
Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.
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iTzSelverZz
| 14
Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.
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iTzSelverZz
| 14
Look at the bright side, you are not the one who is sleeping on puke.
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fastnachter
| 15
OP shouldn't be cleaning it up, either.
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emmabear1995
| 18
Sorry that happened OP. Try to get her to clean it up when she wakes up.
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ohjoy15
| 33
Try?! Make sure, like hell, she does.
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ligerzero459
| 24
Do or do not, there is no try.
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senor_octubre
| 24
That sucks OP:/...either new room mates or make sure that they are responsible for the messes they make when shit like that happens
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LittleBastard
| 20
More like a puddle of love.
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WitEluded
| 13
Grab some cleaning supplies and a roll of duct tape. Tape the cleaning supplies to her hands so when she wakes up, she will be ready to clean up her mess.
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
Edward Cleaninghands!
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jk_waks23
| 19
Hmmm. If she is a good flat mate hopefully she will clean it up by herself after she wakes up! Just your bad luck! FYL!
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Grauncho
| 26
My cat likes to hawk up hairballs on the floor right after I sweep and mop it. I feel your pain.
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gobiteme2
| 34
Really dude you need to learn to take care of your fuzzy little friend, brushing does a world of good for hairballs. Besides it’s a natural way for a cat to take care of itself. Flat mate is supposed to have the capacity to think of what her actions could be. I would have grabbed her by a leg a used her for a mop.
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Grauncho
| 26
Chill. I was lying.
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mif_fml
| 27
I hope you checked to make sure she wasn't drowning in it.
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toriamorales
| 5
Glad someone finally said it, I was gonna comment it if no one did.
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abNormal62
| 23
Sorry for the setback in the housecleaning.
Looking forward however to hearing her FML explanation of how she ended up this way
Looking forward however to hearing her FML explanation of how she ended up this way
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guesswhatlifesux
| 14
At least they didn't puke on a messy floor covered in stuff.