myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Accidents will happen
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
vee2013
London, Canada
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
iltdtsm
Canada
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
rowanjusmc
United States
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
BoBandy
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Ramb0
Christchurch, United Kingdom
By singing
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
milkndstufff
United States
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leaps and bounds
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
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woainishamu 21
The irony is uncanny!
thrifting 18
At least you were wearing a helmet... Oh wait.
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Comments (103)
baseballdude1283 18
My mom makes me wear a helmet so I don't lick the windows on the school bus
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Wait... WHAT?!
dpl77 7
That's awesome lmao
Rattlehead358 8
It must have been a sign to start wearing a helmet
eddeeezzyy 19
OP should be like Clark from the Benchwarmers!
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Oh the irony
RayearthNinja 10
I love Irony
xxrogerthatxx 19
YDI for even being in a place with bicycle helmets. Why were you that close anyways? Who really rides a bike with a helmet?
JME0058 8
I'm sorry but did you even read the FML? A shelf of helmets collapsed on top of op. They didn't expect it to happen.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
#23 I read it in Walters voice.
how_to_implode 17
People who don't want to crack their skulls open if they happen to fall while riding their bikes wear a helmet. I know some people like to think they're invincible pro bike riders that will never ever fall, but sometimes it just freaking happens.
catkat1988 17
#20, smart people, that's who. And apparently you're not one of them. I've worked with people who had suffered traumatic brain injuries, and believe me, you do not want that happening to you. Yeah, a bicycle helmet is not the most elegant looking thing, but it's well worth it if it saves you from brain damage in an accident.
j_729 18
It's natural selection guys. If he wants to be a dumbass, I bet he won't last much longer....
beaverteaser 16
that's using your head
fmlnjd2013 15
Heads up!!
Terri_Dactal 13
Damn one helmet falling on you would've been bad enough, but an entire shelf? That's really sucks
ocramavaf 15
Which God did you piss off?
fsomelife 26
Helmios. Helmecles? Helmes.
papayeya 18
Each one felt saying: Pick me.. Pick me .. Pick me