FML : Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor I hit my head on my desk and...

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Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By vee2013 - / Saturday 26 April 2014 04:22 / Canada - London

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By Kamon97 | 23

#5926435 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:08

You had one job!

By newzealand | 27

#5926446 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:12

I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

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By Kamon97 | 23

#5926435 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:08

You had one job!

cumberbunny | 17

#5926454 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:17

Bad luck Brian.

glabberfasted | 16

#5926473 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:26

7 - Briana* OP is a girl :)

JMichael | 25

#5926503 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:47

And it wasn't cleaning her room.

By jazzmin1997 | 16

#5926436 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:09

You tried *star*

By energizerbunny23 | 18

#5926443 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:11

It's a sign you should clean your room another day

swaggalikethat | 22

#5926888 - Saturday 26 April 2014 07:48

No, that's a sign you should never clean your room

By LuluRichards | 20

#5926445 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:11

Well you tried, many have walked the path of productive-room-tidying, and many have failed...

By newzealand | 27

#5926446 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:12

I wish I had such excuses against cleaning my room... Or was this your plan all along? Cunning, I like it!

By Tbearshy | 16

#5926453 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:16

Lazy sub conscious

By mattybstacks | 8

#5926459 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:18

On the bright side, you don't have to clean your room anymore.

By daydreamer244 | 12

#5926469 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:23

Sounds like something I would do....being clumsy sucks....I feel ya OP.

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#5926477 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:27

Bringing laziness to a new level. Good job, OP.

By Vanshikap | 24

#5926485 - Saturday 26 April 2014 01:31

Haha. OP its a sign. ur room doesn't want to be cleaned. give up now,before you get hurt worse.

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