By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
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Number 9? I'd start wearing a helmet.

Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!

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5 days ago I accidentally slammed a car door into my eye. Accidents happen and sometimes people can be a little uncoordinated. Don't stress about it. Just be careful and don't fall asleep. If you are worried, via a GP or Hospital.

Number 9? I'd start wearing a helmet.

Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!

There is a difference between being uncoordinated and not paying attention. 2-3 you can say eh sports or an accident and you were more susceptible to them after the first. Number 9 just means your head is in the clouds and you have no situational awareness

Are these actual concussions or did you just get a nice bump on the head? That many concussions is a serious medical issue.

There's no way those can be actual concussions, I know someone who has had 4 and now she has extreme light sensitivity and partial seizures at night. She was told a 5th concussion would likely kill her. Either OP isn't telling the truth or he has a very high tolerance to concussion trauma.

Ouch, a head is one thing, but specifically the eye? I can't imagine how bad that had to feel.

<p>If you've actually had nine concussions you've probably got brain damage, check that out, it could really affect you later in life.&nbsp;</p>

At first I read "cousin number 9" and was really confused

Hockey players would be impressed.