Health: Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle...

By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:16

The irony is uncanny!

thrifting 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:18

At least you were wearing a helmet... Oh wait.

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cathrope 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 14:41

I agree with #46, when working around helmets you need to be wearing one as welll.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Tuesday 12 November 2013 14:44

I see the irony here. FYL, OP

hanna_watson 7

Tuesday 12 November 2013 15:45

Irony make me happy. But I hope you're ok.

MaySFML 4

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:56

Oh the irony.

robertmil90 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:31

Can you say irony

leeshaL 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 19:33

Oh the Irony!

XxLogikxX 7

Tuesday 12 November 2013 20:02

and if you look to your right, youll see a wild iron E in its natural habitat

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 20:16

I think people should where helmets anywhere by a bicycles for now on...

Caelophile 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 20:41

Safety first!

benpele101 13

Tuesday 12 November 2013 21:32

haha irony at it's best

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