Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
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Comments (83)
BellaBelle_fml 23
52 - *Uses the Force* These are not the deeds you are looking for.
rhcpgurl 18
Just... how??
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
For some reason this FML reminds me of "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein. Hmm...
anyoldnamewilldo 23
I feel for you OP. I had a concussion and stitches when I was weeding my yard last year. On Mother's Day no less.
IliekLoki 7
Buy some of those Tillandsia air plant things instead? :)
scizor0138 10
I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and I only cried for 20 minutes.
khaya 9
Stop trying to water your upstairs neighbours plants with water balloons.
VeganVampyre 27
Details?
bluelagoon24 19
I get the feeling we'd all be saying ydi if we knew the whole story.
MilkyFilmz 26
So you accidentally spilled water on the floor then slipped and landed on floor staples?