Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
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Comments (83)
buckdharma 38
Could have been worse. Could have been pushing up daises.
Capriccio22 13
I see what you did there
VeganVampyre 27
Isn't that a tv show..?
avapaige1234 19
It's prolly just your plant defending your lawn. That is, if you happen to look like a zombie. Instincts kicking in, I guess.
UnicornsForKurt 7
Were you doing parkour while watering these flowers?
Cazz91 21
"Because no good story starts off with gardening" - Yeah, I would say you proved most people wrong on that one OP. I hope you are doing better now despite being in pain.
Capriccio22 13
If that's what happens when you water flowers I'd hate to see you armed with a pair of secateurs.
Durotic 8
No offence but im pretty sure you have to be pretty retarded to get a concussion while watering flower...suck though!
ginawater19 13
Your concussion must be so bad you've lost your English grammar skills. It's "a concussion"
msbeans07 2
That's hilarious !
Omniprism 15
Curious.
MartiOan 8
I feel like some vital information went missing here.