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By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Drifting 21

Monday 10 June 2013 9:36

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

Pro_Nothing 9

Monday 10 June 2013 10:46

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

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buckdharma 36

Monday 10 June 2013 13:19

Could have been worse. Could have been pushing up daises.

Capriccio22 13

Monday 10 June 2013 14:43

I see what you did there

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:20

Isn't that a tv show..?

avapaige1234 19

Monday 10 June 2013 13:55

It's prolly just your plant defending your lawn. That is, if you happen to look like a zombie. Instincts kicking in, I guess.

UnicornsForKurt 7

Monday 10 June 2013 14:10

Were you doing parkour while watering these flowers?

Cazz91 21

Monday 10 June 2013 14:33

"Because no good story starts off with gardening" - Yeah, I would say you proved most people wrong on that one OP. I hope you are doing better now despite being in pain.

Capriccio22 13

Monday 10 June 2013 14:41

If that's what happens when you water flowers I'd hate to see you armed with a pair of secateurs.

Durotic 8

Monday 10 June 2013 15:36

No offence but im pretty sure you have to be pretty retarded to get a concussion while watering flower...suck though!

ginawater19 13

Monday 10 June 2013 16:56

Your concussion must be so bad you've lost your English grammar skills. It's "a concussion"

msbeans07 2

Monday 10 June 2013 17:32

That's hilarious !

Omniprism 14

Monday 10 June 2013 18:08

Curious.

MartiOan 8

Monday 10 June 2013 19:17

I feel like some vital information went missing here.

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