Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
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Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
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Comments (83)
Kc1001 14
"they smell so good. oof!" Sorry OP. hope you get better.
REFF_fml 9
YOLO RIGHT
Capriccio22 13
Tell that to the buddhists.
AntonioNajera 5
This reminds me of Spongebob....
ashjo 12
Explain what happened!!!
that1guy616 4
care to elaborate ????
MCPRO2014 6
Those damn Flowers!
ang3l4 17
It sure can be!! I was watering my flowers out front and passed out from the heat. I split my hip and arm open and 2 years later I still have the scars.
benjamin03_fml 22
Hey I almost lost a finger cutting a bagel