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By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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By BoBandy - 15/08/2018 14:30

Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By samantha246 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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Drifting 21

Monday 10 June 2013 9:36

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

Pro_Nothing 9

Monday 10 June 2013 10:46

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

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Kc1001 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 6:52

"they smell so good. oof!" Sorry OP. hope you get better.

REFF_fml 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:58

YOLO RIGHT

Capriccio22 13

Wednesday 12 June 2013 15:23

Tell that to the buddhists.

AntonioNajera 5

Friday 14 June 2013 1:01

This reminds me of Spongebob....

ashjo 12

Friday 14 June 2013 1:28

Explain what happened!!!

that1guy616 4

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:55

care to elaborate ????

MCPRO2014 6

Monday 22 July 2013 14:39

Those damn Flowers!

ang3l4 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:47

It sure can be!! I was watering my flowers out front and passed out from the heat. I split my hip and arm open and 2 years later I still have the scars.

benjamin03_fml 22

Wednesday 31 August 2016 3:10

Hey I almost lost a finger cutting a bagel

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