Miscellaneous: Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 17:43 - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 18:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2020 08:01 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I had a massive craving for peanut butter and jelly. While making a sandwich, the jar slipped from my hands, bounced off the counter, and exploded all over my kitchen. Now I have peanut butter and jelly in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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organizse 28

Monday 8 February 2016 23:35

Natural selection? Extra protein? Toughening your mouth? Really, there are only benefits here

BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 23:29

Crunchy

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 23:29

Crunchy

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 9 February 2016 0:08

And glittery.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 9 February 2016 1:07

Bah, what are the chances of a casserole being delicious anyways

BlueBaronBitch 22

Tuesday 9 February 2016 1:12

:o 32 what are you saying, all food is good! Er, well not all.. MOST food is good

ohkitty 21

Monday 8 February 2016 23:29

shame that your food has to go to waste op, but at least you saw it happen so no one will risk cutting themselves on glass shards

sky_R03 12

Monday 8 February 2016 23:37

I think they would have been able to notice it even if they didn't experience it personally.

MonstreBelle 29

Tuesday 9 February 2016 1:42

Throwing it away is not only a waste of delicious food, it's also a waste of the perfect opportunity to play a nice, fun game of Ragout Roulette

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 9 February 2016 5:07

6 no... Especially if its small shards.

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 9 February 2016 9:07

I'm not sure how big the casserole is, but glass shards don't just diffuse into the casserole. Can't you just skin the casserole to have an un-glassy dinner?

thefirstwhiteboy 17

Monday 8 February 2016 23:30

YOLO right?? But fr that sucks OP

cheeeksss 29

Monday 8 February 2016 23:57

Stop trying to make 'YOLO' happen. It's not going to happen!

tarlax 11

Tuesday 9 February 2016 0:00

Haha 12, that's so fetch.

MamaChey 24

Tuesday 9 February 2016 0:11

Really #14? Quoting "Mean Girls"? She couldn't make that word seem cool either...

Timmip12 9

Tuesday 9 February 2016 2:25

#20 I think that was the joke...

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 9 February 2016 6:12

I feel YOLO is exactly why you shouldn't be doing dumb shit. You only have one life dumbass, don't throw it away

stemy1978 9

Monday 8 February 2016 23:30

I had something like that happen to me, I made a casserole and when I took it out of the oven and sat it on the stove the Pyrex dish it was in exploded and totally destroyed supper :(

kirkaygri 18

Tuesday 9 February 2016 6:51

Common. Pyrex has a flaw in their glass that if it has been cooled down too quickly, the next time it reaches a high temp and is brought out of the oven, it will explode. And they explode into tiny little slivers. It sucks, and it's something Pyrex has tried to hide. I've seen a few injuries from it. I only use Anchor Hocking when I buy vintage glassware now. You never know the history of the piece and if it was properly cared for.