Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I was pulling out of my driveway and was watching out for the flowers I'd just planted. I moved my head to look out of my window to avoid them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head, broke my nose and drove all over the flowers. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
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Top comments
Drifting 21
There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol
Pro_Nothing 9
If OP is American, he can sue the flowers
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Comments (83)
Grauncho 27
This is a clear indication you should start wearing a helmet at all times.
quanito1013 6
More like a cactus
dead_insects 18
sounds like me. I fell at work and ended up with a severely sprained ankle, possible torn ligament and 11 stitches in my brow. seems I've forgotten how to walk with shoes on... derp
NoDontKillMe 19
And the "Derp" at the end was for...?
zeuslovesyaoi 17
let me guess: venus fly trap?
Bakarra 22
Where the hell does he work? The amazon?
Michael_92 20
Them would have to be some big ass Venus fly traps...I'll take two!
Grauncho 27
Really 15? Did you really ask that?
MrConcise 35
OP is from the Mushroom Kingdom. I think everyone there knows being a landscaper is the equivalent to being a lion tamer.
redbluegreen 41
Maybe you should rethink your watering methods. Is it really necessary that you collect your water from glacial valleys?
codexide 11
i bet he is actually canadian
kim_larsa 5
Wow hon, my "lady flower" isn't even THAT painful.
Lost_Ghost 8
Aquaponics. Self watering. Try it.
writergirl23 19
Because staples and watering flowers go together like peas in a pod.
chanellgymnast 17
I'd love to hear the story behind this!
tuckit 28
You Know, when you're watering the flowers You have to use water, not staples?..
simmyiphone 18
I'm going to say staples in the head because the doctor used it to stitch the head up?
BrotherPhil 35
No, really?
tuckit 28
It was a joke... You know, like haha funny? No? Never heard of it? That's strange..
finnrambo 13
your duckface annoys me so neg props for you
Whatapuffchild 23
them flowers..getting rid of humans one by one