Extreme pooping

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was pooping on company time, a little constipated, I saw a spider full speed running towards me, as I’m mid grunt. This makes my asshole slam shut and set my feet flailing to stomp it before it got any closer. Now I have heart palpitations and I feel violated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 200
You deserved it 457

Same thing different taste

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wow. spiders are harmless, in fact they eat a lot of annoying bugs....(not humans) lol. I just hope this doesn't give you nightmares. sorry, I'm a little snarky this morning.

You just killed something and YOU feel violated. Lol. Sorry, I'm a little grumpy this morning.

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wow. spiders are harmless, in fact they eat a lot of annoying bugs....(not humans) lol. I just hope this doesn't give you nightmares. sorry, I'm a little snarky this morning.

You just killed something and YOU feel violated. Lol. Sorry, I'm a little grumpy this morning.