By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Iwannabetreo 11

I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.

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PurpleKuSh_fml 0

wow wat a ignorant punk ass bitch

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MasterOfTheXP 2

At least now someone who lied to both you and his wife is now in trouble. :)

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Towelie_31 0

#3 she said the wife wanted to know what was going on between them, obviously meaning the wife wanted to know if they were having sex, and interested in making it a threeway. He aint in trouble

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kayladance101 13

wow my otheer comment disappeared. u shud find him and kick his butt

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Iwannabetreo 11

I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.

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cerulean_rules 2

Yeah their lives are more f***ed than yours.

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MissOriginal 0

I hate men sometimes... dont get married if u dont want the ability to sleep around like a man ***** stripped away.... and how old are the kids exactly????

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Mcstud1y 30

10 I hope you know that all men aren't like that. Just the occasional piece of shit

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spursunited 19

I mean honestly though. Guys get the stereotype as being shit shacks, to the point where it's expected of us to be dickwads and it's a surprise and a treat if you're not a total douche canoe

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SomeGuy449 0

FYL. Blame the man because he lied. But YDI because you shouldn't sleep with people who say they're separated. Separated means that you're thinking of getting divorced. It also means you're thinking of staying together.

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vetter_fml 0

Some people know they want to get divorced but certain places require a certain amount of separation before it's granted.

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time4coffee 3

Separated can mean too many things, avoid anyone who used that line. Tell them you'll wait till the divorce to be final.

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shadow455 2

yea my dad said he was seperated to my mum when he met her then she later found out he was still married and didnt apply for a divorce for another 2 years

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charlotte100 2

Or the law requires a couple to separate at least a year before eligible for a divorce.

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Luckster 0

It's not really your problem. It's his now.

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