Well I would feel special...

Now thats what i call dedication ;)

#3 she said the wife wanted to know what was going on between them, obviously meaning the wife wanted to know if they were having sex, and interested in making it a threeway. He aint in trouble

Yeah their lives are more f***ed than yours.

10 I hope you know that all men aren't like that. Just the occasional piece of shit

I mean honestly though. Guys get the stereotype as being shit shacks, to the point where it's expected of us to be dickwads and it's a surprise and a treat if you're not a total douche canoe

Some people know they want to get divorced but certain places require a certain amount of separation before it's granted.

Separated can mean too many things, avoid anyone who used that line. Tell them you'll wait till the divorce to be final.

yea my dad said he was seperated to my mum when he met her then she later found out he was still married and didnt apply for a divorce for another 2 years

Or the law requires a couple to separate at least a year before eligible for a divorce.