Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
premiermois 5
You and the wifey need to kick his ass.
Iwannabetreo 11
I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (53)
I_am_stupid_also 6
What did they guy do that was wrong? He said he was separated. Apparently while he had custody he left the kids home while he went out on a date. We don't know how old there kids are. Could be nothing wrong at all. The mother is concerned, but maybe she is a bitch and that is why he left her.
EmilyJsayshey 3
Because it turned out he wasn't actually seperated.
domolovesyoshi 33
Because he lied by saying he was separated but they actually weren't he was cheating
nightkeeper 0
Dont get married if ur not sure about yourself. Don't have kids if ur not sure about ur marriage. Be responsible!!
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
Cupcake_Asylum 0
Same thing Happened to me.... But Im the 15 yr old kid left home by my father.
sammyboy757 0
not your problem. he has to explain it to his wife now
AmbrosiaFan 19
Separated does not mean divorced. YDI for messing up those kids lives (HE deserves it too for messing with YOU while still married!). You think he'll be faithful to you when he obviously isn't with his wife?
mylifeisover8934 0
i guess thats better than babysitting..
pjfromok 0
YDI homewrecker!!!!
glowingstargirl 0
I have been where you are hun. Except mine went on a few months before i found out. And i told his girlfriend. :S
DjeePee 25
Wow. What a jerk.