By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.