FML : Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked...

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Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bjfail - / Saturday 9 January 2010 15:56 / United Kingdom

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By UnicornsDoExist | 0

#764665 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:44

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

By amberbby69 | 6

#764663 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:43

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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By leadrunner751 | 3

#764572 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:15

ouch

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chopra | 0

#1173156 - Sunday 1 August 2010 23:52

ydi for being a slut

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underaegis | 0

#1326755 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 8:47

...……uh...ugh... Ouch

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sjs700 | 0

#1495291 - Monday 4 October 2010 7:25

he is god

By Dimmak_fml | 1

#764574 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:16

first

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Metzler31 | 17

#984399 - Sunday 25 April 2010 1:36

stfu

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Cjw1220 | 0

#1111614 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:07

FAIL!

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cupcakechick | 17

#5396550 - Thursday 7 March 2013 20:13

Actually you're second. :)

By soccer4ever7 | 0

#764584 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:20

wow

By 1800getalife | 0

#764590 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:20

number two epic fail

By RainbowGecko | 0

#764600 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:25

this is definitly fake... nice try tho

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cupcakechick | 17

#5396551 - Thursday 7 March 2013 20:15

not true, this happened to me once with my ex boyfriend, he come home super tired, and eneded up falling asleep while I was giving him a bj

By vgmaster | 0

#764606 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:25

burn!!!!!!!!!

By btheman549 | 0

#764637 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:33

wow u must b bad!

By jmateo_95 | 0

#764645 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:36

YDI.... u ugly bitch

By craze189 | 0

#764646 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:37

YDI for giving boring blow-j's. It's sad, but it's true. Actually, FHL.

By liquidbunny | 0

#764655 - Saturday 9 January 2010 20:40

was his name Sanjiv by any chance? lol

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