Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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premiermois 5
You and the wifey need to kick his ass.
Iwannabetreo 11
I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.
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Comments (53)
skittesryummy98 0
it's not ur fml f his life for getting found out
shaniecerb 0
ydi kuz he was legally married..find a single man idiot
spazzy910 0
Men…
Mxpxdude189 0
home wrecker!
babytunechi 0
that selfish punk ass ******* retarded ugly ass stupid bitch jerk manwhore!!!!! poor kids!!!!!! u guys shud kick his ass HARD!!!
lexiieeex3 32
This is extremely poorly worded.
stonedfishies 10
What a tool. It's not your fault, you didn't know. The wife shouldn't be upset with you either because it isn't your fault, it's his.
Kikiers21042 18
Hopefully the wife understood that you didn't know, and let's u off the hook. Now both of you go kick his ass together. Lol be a funny way to make a friend later on in life
Unlucky1232 20
you, wife go kick bastards ass.