Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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premiermois 5
You and the wifey need to kick his ass.
Iwannabetreo 11
I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.
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Comments (53)
Hermyoni 0
Exactly #11. Never sleep with someone until the divorce is finalized and certainly not separated only. It's a FYL that the man used you but really it's a you deserve it since he was only separated not divorced.
equinoxe_fml 2
Some divorces last for a very long time, especially if there are kids involved. It took my parents 5 years to get the divorce finalised, but they were separated from day 1. There's not that much difference.
LemonadePink 0
Yeah there's more guys in the world. You've only been seeing him for a few weeks, not like it was a year. But he'll get his ass kicked so, happy ending. :)
habsguy1984 0
what a dick
deng314 0
Consider yourself lucky that you have found out this info about him only a few weeks into the relationship. It's emberrassing none the less, but atleast you are aware of what kind of selfish jerk he is. His priorities are way off, there was no way that your relationship would have had a happy ending. Learn from it and find yourself a good man.
goonie85 0
Punch him in the jeans. Hard.
iBrittanyy 17
That's epic. He's a douche bag.
24788 7
How did it take the wife that long to figure this out? Aren't woman better at this?
TreeLamp 0
that sucks! What an ass.
Trooth 13
so you got a call from the guy you had been seeing and then he turns into the wife? that makes no sense... but also that sucks about the fml
noobalicious 0
The wife was calling on the guys cellphone that's why she thought it was him.
wordgirl 0
This is definitely a new low.