Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML
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StzaCrack666
| 18
never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now
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fsomelife
| 26
At least he didn't sneeze...
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fabs1171
| 23
Thats just plain nasty!
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Pwn17
| 25
Seriously, who the fuck does that in front of a drive thru window?
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thatkidhesh
| 11
people have the balls to do some cray stuff these days.
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Damian95
| 16
Oh... You're NOT supposed to do that in the drive through? Shit...
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evilscorpi
| 29
I work at bk and I'm glad I haven't seen any crazy shit like that....yet
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SuperDanielNL
| 23
Who calls a penis a sex-nose? That eufemism disturbs me the most.
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botanistjessica
| 24
Yeah, I don't like sex-nose either. I don't know why posting an FML requires coming up with some off-the-wall names for people/things.
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hellobobismyname
| 24
I think maybe OP meant sex hose.. That makes more sense, although it's really not that much better.
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ScruffyFML
| 10
If that was me, I'd grab a note and write the site to some penis enlargement site then gently pass him the note with a smile.
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KaylaTackett
| 18
69 likes haha
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Oh, the McDonald's drive-thru? Yeah I remember you. You got our order wrong.
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SwaggCapone
| 11
time to "accidentally" spill a ice cold drink in his lap
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JoeGrant
| 12
For you it was just awkward. Don't worry so much, OP, you probably won't ever see them again anyway. Lighten up!
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ouimetnick
| 10
He was giggling. He didn't seem embarrassed to me.
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JoeGrant
| 12
Misread it at first.
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NeatNit
| 32
actually, no, I don't get this one at all. so fucking what? clearly they're doing something, those two. what's that got to do with you? your comment made perfect sense to me.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
I agree. OP probably wouldn't even recognize the guy if they saw him again, what with all the people someone working a drive-thru sees.
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StzaCrack666
| 18
never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now
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Caitie_kid
| 8
Yeah, until I read "fully erect", all I was thinking was "what the hell is a sex-nose??" Lol.
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Epikouros
| 31
N00bz! It was used on FML before, in the illustration for the guy who got his sex-nose caught when closing his laptop.
Wait, why am I proud to know this?
Wait, why am I proud to know this?
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dontpanic_fml
| 32
Perhaps she got it from the Futurama human horn episode. If not, she just has a creative mind for naming things I guess...
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
I was thinking Duce Bigalow...
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tacojauns
| 45
Really guys It's obviously from Clockwork Orange
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IworkAt711
| 14
Or Chris Fehn of Slipknot
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bgibbz
| 15
Is he having fries with that shake?
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cuppycakeslove
| 20
Drive-thru people do not get paid enough to put up with that shit. Sorry, OP
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teamo2192
| 4
trust me i feel you. kfc/taco bell does not pay enough to deal with all the unruliness and bad attitudes of the customers. inside or drive thru
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astralvagan
| 20
If it were me, I would have poured hot coffee on it/him.... But that's why I don't work in drive thru... I hope you can wash that image from your mind OP
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thatkidhesh
| 11
....and been arrested.. for seeing an erection and scalding the guy for it. the guy in the car is a little crazy, you're flat out psycho.
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NPN_Scorpio
| 16
Hot coffee - just no.
XL ice-water - yes.
Works wonders on those nosy sex-noses.
XL ice-water - yes.
Works wonders on those nosy sex-noses.
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Actually 45, what the driver did is a felony in most jurisdictions.
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thatkidhesh
| 11
93 and the punishment is a second degree burn?
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Sfaizi24
| 17
And you should commit a felony as well? It's not exactly legal to burn someone's sex nose.
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disappear_again
| 14
Sex nose. Made my day :)
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
So you must've been in the car with him! I catch your drift.
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ouimetnick
| 10
Something smells fishy...
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zingline89
| 18
That's what you get for being nosey. Snot nice.
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bootytoo
| 14
How is handing someone their change being nosey??
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BeccaHugs
| 17
I think 11 was trying to make a pun. They were apparently unsuccessful.
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CVTTRVN
| 19
Uh yeah could I get a number 12 with a side of an erection ? Thanks man.