FML : Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's...

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Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By theunluckylifeofme - / Wednesday 26 June 2013 20:33 / United States - Gilroy

Intimacy

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By StzaCrack666 | 18

#5554541 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

By fsomelife | 26

#5554557 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:30

At least he didn't sneeze...

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By fabs1171 | 22

#5554539 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:23

Thats just plain nasty!

Pwn17 | 25

#5554566 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:35

Seriously, who the fuck does that in front of a drive thru window?

thatkidhesh | 11

#5554616 - Thursday 27 June 2013 8:01

people have the balls to do some cray stuff these days.

Damian95 | 16

#5554647 - Thursday 27 June 2013 8:09

Oh... You're NOT supposed to do that in the drive through? Shit...

evilscorpi | 29

#5554769 - Thursday 27 June 2013 10:09

I work at bk and I'm glad I haven't seen any crazy shit like that....yet

SuperDanielNL | 23

#5554964 - Thursday 27 June 2013 13:38

Who calls a penis a sex-nose? That eufemism disturbs me the most.

botanistjessica | 24

#5555026 - Thursday 27 June 2013 14:59

Yeah, I don't like sex-nose either. I don't know why posting an FML requires coming up with some off-the-wall names for people/things.

hellobobismyname | 24

#5555070 - Thursday 27 June 2013 16:04

I think maybe OP meant sex hose.. That makes more sense, although it's really not that much better.

ScruffyFML | 10

#5555206 - Thursday 27 June 2013 17:38

If that was me, I'd grab a note and write the site to some penis enlargement site then gently pass him the note with a smile.

KaylaTackett | 18

#5555263 - Thursday 27 June 2013 18:31

69 likes haha

imaginaryvoice | 18

#5555431 - Thursday 27 June 2013 20:21

Oh, the McDonald's drive-thru? Yeah I remember you. You got our order wrong.

SwaggCapone | 11

#5559572 - Sunday 30 June 2013 21:02

time to "accidentally" spill a ice cold drink in his lap

By JoeGrant | 12

#5554540 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

For you it was just awkward. Don't worry so much, OP, you probably won't ever see them again anyway. Lighten up!

ouimetnick | 10

#5554545 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:25

He was giggling. He didn't seem embarrassed to me.

JoeGrant | 12

#5554547 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:26

Misread it at first.

NeatNit | 32

#5554822 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:15

actually, no, I don't get this one at all. so fucking what? clearly they're doing something, those two. what's that got to do with you? your comment made perfect sense to me.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5554842 - Thursday 27 June 2013 11:42

I agree. OP probably wouldn't even recognize the guy if they saw him again, what with all the people someone working a drive-thru sees.

By StzaCrack666 | 18

#5554541 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

Caitie_kid | 8

#5554613 - Thursday 27 June 2013 8:00

Yeah, until I read "fully erect", all I was thinking was "what the hell is a sex-nose??" Lol.

Epikouros | 31

#5554761 - Thursday 27 June 2013 9:56

N00bz! It was used on FML before, in the illustration for the guy who got his sex-nose caught when closing his laptop.

Wait, why am I proud to know this?

dontpanic_fml | 32

#5554936 - Thursday 27 June 2013 13:01

Perhaps she got it from the Futurama human horn episode. If not, she just has a creative mind for naming things I guess...

SixthSinEnvy | 39

#5555291 - Thursday 27 June 2013 18:58

I was thinking Duce Bigalow...

tacojauns | 44

#5555316 - Thursday 27 June 2013 19:10

Really guys It's obviously from Clockwork Orange

IworkAt711 | 14

#5555377 - Thursday 27 June 2013 19:40

Or Chris Fehn of Slipknot

By bgibbz | 15

#5554542 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

Is he having fries with that shake?

By cuppycakeslove | 20

#5554543 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:25

Drive-thru people do not get paid enough to put up with that shit. Sorry, OP

teamo2192 | 4

#5555632 - Friday 28 June 2013 0:04

trust me i feel you. kfc/taco bell does not pay enough to deal with all the unruliness and bad attitudes of the customers. inside or drive thru

By astralvagan | 20

#5554544 - Thursday 27 June 2013 7:25

If it were me, I would have poured hot coffee on it/him.... But that's why I don't work in drive thru... I hope you can wash that image from your mind OP