Actually, his/her job was to sell the car and OP didn't say if he/she sold the car or not. Maybe the couple still bought the car because the price was reduced. Or because they like damaged cars.

I hope that by "damaged" you mean used. who goes to a dealership to buy a car that has been keyed or has a big dent?

I doubt OP still has a job...

Yes, they HAD one job.

actually even if dented or hail damage it is still new but discounted

I would think along the lines of people who work for shows like myth busters, people who race in demolition derbies, etc.

one word. screwedOP

OP just has to buff out a few scratches and it should be good.

"Causing a large amount of damage to both" Yea it'll be just fine.

Oh, I was quoting Spongebob there, it was sarcastic

I love how literal people take everything these days, makes me wanna jump off a bridge... oh and that was sarcasm too

Nobody makes a "pity purchase".

Especially on a $10k+ car.

Cause a person would buy a car that is ovey damaged just for pitty... Think about what you were saying

Even if you can drive, sometimes they're parked poorly at mall sales and such. I've had this happen before. The trick is to go slow (under 2.5 mph) and if you hit anything else, the damage should be negligible.

Really? I've been lied to my whole life :/

OP is an employee. Customers don't move cars on lots. It wouldn't have happened to them.

uhmm