Friends and Love: Hangry

Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 787

You deserved it 5 234

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 046

You deserved it 37 911

By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 394

You deserved it 3 906

By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 245

You deserved it 2 604

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 921

You deserved it 3 107

By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 965

You deserved it 3 407

Who'll tell him?

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 12:00 - Japan

Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309

You deserved it 772

It's not what you think! Come back!

By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 909

You deserved it 38 326

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 620

You deserved it 2 285

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 871

You deserved it 27 377

By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 777

You deserved it 1 915

FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

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FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 1 September 2014 13:54

Your friend's having her happy meals & her boyfriend's loving it while your just sitting on your WHOPPER.

BassinBoy14 13

Monday 1 September 2014 15:35

"Friend".. What's that word mean and where can I purchase one?

XBurytheCastleX 25

Monday 1 September 2014 16:03

Nice picture.

bazoo42 25

Monday 1 September 2014 13:45

Leave them and go get fries.

Daniel589 7

Tuesday 2 September 2014 17:20

Don't be a 3rd Wheel

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 2 September 2014 19:34

It took 4 wheels to pick them up. Use them to get a double quarter pounder meal, which will include fries...

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

LostMy_Marbles 24

Monday 1 September 2014 14:40

Just have to leave, get Maccas and send lots of photos saying "you're missing out, enjoy your walk home"

headofmedusa 15

Monday 1 September 2014 21:08

Amen.

gpg5 19

Monday 1 September 2014 21:28

Go home Australia. You're drunk.

princesspeachxox 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:51

Don't stay there! Ditch them instead of being awkward third wheel...

birdybirdchirp 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:59

as long as she goes and gets the fries she won't be alone..

urdirtyolduncle 15

Monday 1 September 2014 15:33

The third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 2 September 2014 8:02

I would've left her there, but then I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to her. So, I wouldn't get him in the first place.

Zerizle 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 0:20

#19 I don't understand that reference.

abattior 18

Monday 1 September 2014 13:53

what a bitch.

TiaBug 13

Monday 1 September 2014 14:53

*McBitch

feitan98 13

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:18

No it's McCunt.

mkymouse90 17

Monday 1 September 2014 13:58

mmmm frys..

Dozer1988 14

Monday 1 September 2014 14:07

Fries before guys, foods before dudes. This is the cardinal rule.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 1 September 2014 14:10

I would gave been long gone to the Golden Arches without them. You had nothing to lose.

jackycat 17

Monday 1 September 2014 14:10

Sounds like my former friend. She used me to get away from her strict parents to see her boyfriend, or get away from the boyfriend to see other boys.

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 1 September 2014 23:21

At first I thought, "oh she was just trying to get her boyfriend's comfort but then ohhhhhh....

briang959 47

Monday 1 September 2014 14:25

That McSucks!

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Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 996

You deserved it 17 089

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 625

You deserved it 2 943

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Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 441

You deserved it 6 248

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 348

You deserved it 4 374

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 285

You deserved it 8 336

Today, the man I love and who loves me ended our relationship. Why? Because I want to work 3 days a week, which wouldn’t conform to the traditional gender roles he envisions his future wife having. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 453

You deserved it 185

Today, there's a boy in my high school who is being bullied because he is left-handed. Repeat: HE'S LEFTY. Are you fucking kidding me? FML

I agree, your life sucks 970

You deserved it 126

Today, I was talking to a coworker about gender reveal parties, and how dumb and dangerous they're becoming. A nearby coworker then burst into tears and ran out. It appears that she's having one this weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 121

You deserved it 495

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