Friends, Lonely, Facebook and Social Media: Poked

Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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You deserved it 6 638

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By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

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By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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You deserved it 343

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 498

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 993

You deserved it 137

By supercharged - 05/04/2015 18:03 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 172

You deserved it 3 348

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By Kaya Marley Ramsey - 05/10/2021 06:00

Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML

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You deserved it 1 072

By unlovedfatty - 16/12/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 569

You deserved it 4 979

By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 172

You deserved it 7 488

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 171

You deserved it 6 607

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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You deserved it 7 734

wafflemonger 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?

SasuNaru_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL

Comments

akiro525 3

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:58

oh well , i dont have a facebook, dont see the point

KingDingALing 9

Monday 22 March 2010 3:25

THANK YOU!! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! what the hell is the point of having a facebook or myspace or any of the dumb stuff anyways?

drewgreenan 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 3:58

the point is it is a way of communication way other people, whether they are across the world, or across town, it's a great way to get news across the area

SasuNaru_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL

bittersweet25 3

Monday 13 February 2012 6:30

I love your name and pic

MrFluff 9

Tuesday 16 December 2014 0:00

I don't see why this is an FML. He's getting 10,000 FREE poker chips!

IambecomeRAWR 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

FYL, sucks for you

wafflemonger 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?