By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
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CryoShock 14

Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

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DocBastard 38

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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CryoShock 14

Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

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itwasthedognotme 14

I think because he does them every day he forgets what he's actually there to do. Disgraceful. Sorry OP. -.-

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saba_ajira 29

"Dress for the job you want, not the one you have" anyways im sorry OP

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MrSassypants 32

If I dress for the job I want, I usually get thrown in jail for impersonating a police officer, and getting arrested is the exact opposite of what I wanted.

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ImAFaker 29

If I dress for the job I want I will end up getting arrested for showing up naked to a school. Hey, it's not my fault that a teacher wants to be a **** star.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

If I dress for the job I want, I would be branded as a homeless looking hobo because I want to be a professor.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Well, he was late because he went to get new sunglasses. I guess you could say he was, quite literally, FASHIONably late.

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AJlatour 9

That sucks I guess he figured it was OK since they were going anywhere.

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mcm_3 16

this man, a priest, needs to learn some respect

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Lebeaugars95 20

I hear the light of God is quite bright

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rocket23 7

Probably not a priest, just Protestant...

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2i1337i2iscore 13

What about this fml makes you think priest? Lmao

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trex454 21

pastors and priests are not the same thing

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aruden 25

Hey when you can't do a job well at least look good while doing it

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91hayek 31

Did he have a David Caruso CSI Miami pun that he wanted to say about your grandpa? Insensitive ass.

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MoodiQ 8

"sorry im late but my car.....was DEAD YEEEAAAAH" nope I dont think he wanted to do that

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DocBastard 38

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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Justy101 23

There is nothing worse than a disrespectful person at a funeral. The priest at my grandma's funeral tried to crack a joke which made the whole experience even worse than it already was.

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TheGriizlyBear 22

Wow, interesting how a man of God can be so disrespectful.

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skyeyez9 24

They can be jerks just like everybody else. Nobody is perfect.

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2i1337i2iscore 13

"You have to look good before you can do good"... I'm pretty sure Jesus said that (Sarcasm)

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cakefete2 30

No, it's not classy. It's "shady".

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