Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "Wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!" Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
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KabamWolf 22
I incest you go see what happend
Destinee_1 13
As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.
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Comments (110)
Himynameisrodney 17
How did her father see that shit?
SadSouthernBell 18
It's possible for this to be true. She could have gone swimming with her parents and I don't know too many swim suits that cover more than just the necessities.
ChakatBlackstar 29
the only two explanations I can think of is incest or nudists...I hope for your sake it's the latter
cyberI7 13
It's her way of saying 'You Suck'.
unicornruler 16
Maybe if they went swimming?? But yeah still really weird
wheelchairchick 11
The police need to get involved
Drnknmonkey08 12
not necessarily it's people like you who get the police and cps involved over such hear say situations with no PROOF and parents lose their children. get a life
iwadasn 33
Because a father seeing his daughter in a swimsuit, short shorts, etc. is now a criminal offense?
Mossygirl357 12
You must have given her a really big hickey or she is just giving you an excuse so she doesn't have to see you.
jaythompson2422 9
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Gotta love how the world think that in Alabama all we do is **** our cousins, and it's because of jack ass' like you. We several great colleges here. So keep your stereotypes to yourself.
jaythompson2422 9
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and atleast we still have our right to bear arms down here unlike in New York
southerngalslove 15
#84 for having great colleges.. your grammar sucks.