FML : Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!"....

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tehhotness - / Friday 27 March 2009 14:13 / United States

Intimacy

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By songstress4life | 0

#62994 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:05

Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

By Shadowflames420 | 0

#62998 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:06

she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

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By songstress4life | 0

#62994 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:05

Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

maddieguinn | 0

#981562 - Monday 19 April 2010 12:35

dump her¡！¿,«»§₩）（；°９８

XxCherryxX | 0

#2383583 - Thursday 21 April 2011 04:13

Bananas in Pajamas FTW!!

By Shadowflames420 | 0

#62998 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:06

she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

breeY0 | 7

#3901010 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 01:10

keep her pants and throw that ass out !

T9FTW | 20

#5079357 - Thursday 25 October 2012 09:15

Did you continue to go down?

By ellebell | 0

#63005 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:09

umm...at least she was honest

By Miller_Time | 0

#63006 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:09

What a bitch!

By whattheeff | 0

#63008 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:09

I hope you stopped right after she said that and dumped her..

By maedoc | 0

#63009 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:09

you sure she knew you thought she was your gf? seems like she didnt see you as a very serious thing man

By piderman13 | 0

#63011 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:09

WOOWW that blows....apparently she enjoys going around doing that too... i would have stood up and walked out...unless its your house then just pick her up and carry her out and set her outside the way she is and lock the door hahahahhaha

By roll_fukng_tide | 0

#63013 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:10

I confess....It was me

By boner | 0

#63023 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:15

Mr Peanut Butter and Rover had a blast last night... Where were you numb nuts?

By PlasticShark | 0

#63025 - Friday 27 March 2009 08:16

guttered !

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