Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "Wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!" Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
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KabamWolf 22
I incest you go see what happend
Destinee_1 13
As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.
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Comments (110)
robd007 20
that has to be a very awkward conversation if you talk to her about it. I request a follow up!
lina21 12
That's super creepy...
bhfriday 9
what the hell happened?
IrishJohn 3
Well, if you're in Alabama it's not too surprising.
InnocenceBlue 38
If it was on the inside of her leg, and she was wearing short shorts there is a possibility that he could've seen it. He's still a perve though!
BigC_from_Bama 16
You must be an LSU fan...
mustangbravo 27
Alabama for you.
jaythompson2422 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I love the double standard here. If I were to say something stereotypical of black people for example something about kool-aid or fried chicken everyone would be loosing there shit but he can say a stereotype about alabama and I try and defend my state and the only thing I get is a dumb ass grammer nazi saying shit about my grammer who probably equates to nothing
jaythompson2422 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I wasn't referring to you just to who brought up the stereotype. The right to bear arms is a write protected by the constitution. Which my state actually does respect unlike New York where they don't give a damn about it
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I get them on my back(the back of my shoulder) and even my neck sometimes (believe me I was not thrilled with my fiancé for that) and my parents never see it. I hide them... That's very odd that he saw it at that place though