Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "Wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!" Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
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KabamWolf 22
I incest you go see what happend
Destinee_1 13
As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.
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Comments (110)
Kitsi 14
YDI. Hickeys are gross and trashy. But, yes it is extremely worrying he saw a hickey there.The only slightly non horrific scenario is she was wearing a bikini and it slipped a bit. other than that.. incest. EW
LOLouis_fml 24
What's a hickey?
randomcritic 14
Does she have a pool? Maybe she was wearing a swimsuit? I hope so
mia1764 6
well you do live in Alabama
1dvos_grl3 21
#101 You have to learn to have a sense of humor. Not just for this site, but in general. I'm naturally blonde and I freaking love blonde jokes. My best friend is black and she laughs her ass of at stereotypical black jokes. AND what about the stereotypes for Americans. Who the **** cares? Get over it.
fantasyworld 39
You either measured wrong or she's lying.
MathIsStupid 11
So you live in Alabama you say...
summergirl69 16
What the hell? Is grammar that hard of a word to spell?
TheIronFez 13
FYL for that somehow happening. YDI for giving her one.
SydLovesLacey 18
I hope you asked her how her dad saw that..