Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "Wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!" Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
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KabamWolf 22
I incest you go see what happend
Destinee_1 13
As a girl, I'm saying there is a high chance she is bull ******** that.
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bbychii 20
wearing short shorts and happened to have her legs propped up and spread when dad walked in?
reaper4012 2
why am I not surprised this came from Alabama?
miss_amphetamine 24
Maybe he accidentally walked in on her showering, or changing or something. Or if she was wearing shorts and sitting a certain way, depending on the exact place the hickey was, it wouldn't be impossible for this to happen without anything weird going on.
imbedderdenu 23
She ran around in just her panties and dad saw. it happens. some families are more open and free.
hordriss 14
It says you're from Alabama so that probably explains it. (just kidding).
pyrexicpoet 18
Well... It is Alabama
Tannasgh 22
Coulda been worse...you could have put it on the inside of her ass crack near her ( /* )
Death69 24
This is NOT helping Alabama's reputation right now...
Manic1 13
Maybe he walked in on her getting dressed? Or she wears really skimpy bathing suits? I am just trying to put any excuse out there besides the disturbing one of them being more than father and daughter.
lostmongoose 23
So what about that southern gun nut stereotype, funny stuff right