Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
Jasonf6 0
Oh, what vanity does to people. YDI for not being okay with how you look naturally.
RedPillSucks 33
Why was this thumbed down? I totally agree with this. Why do women put up with this shit? Most guys don't even care anyway (They're looking at your boobs, which shouldn't have any hairs to curl).
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Perhaps because most women who respect themselves don't wear makeup to attract a mate, but because they just want to. Why do people wear nice clothes? Get haircuts? It's about how we feel about ourselves as human beings. Get your head out of your ass.
desireev 18
56- I swear you've got to be one of the most rational, level-headed people I've ever had the pleasure of encountering! Thank you for that comment! It's a relief to know that someone else feels the same as I do! :)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Thank you, I appreciate that :) I'm equally relieved.
ILike_Dancing123 19
Note to self: do not trust my best friend with scissors! Or a make-over. Image if OP's best friend wanted to be a beautician, there would be a lot of people without eyelashes!
Heinousness 0
I don't think beautician is a real word.
Heinousness 0
I don't think beautician is a real word. I would say makeup artist.
tctheamazing 7
Maybe you should look words up before you go saying they're not real; of course that's a real word.
desireev 18
46- One word: DICTIONARY! For your own good, open one! Please!!!
blackwidowtaco 31
I really hope you're bullshitting.
P_to_the_AM 9
YDI for letting her use scissors. You Should have known!
THExistentialist 13
you should not have let any person with scissors, be it your best friend or grandmother, near your face. YDI for not thinking about the reality. of your situation when you allowed this to happen for any reason.
xDollyLove 3
And you thought that would work too, since you let her try it?
thiscrazything 1
Scissors, friend, makeover is never a good combination.
DocBastard 40
Friend: Sorry about your eyelashes. But let's move on to your hair. I don't have any hair colouring, so I'll just use this toilet cleaner with bleach. OP: Ok! Friend: And then I'll do your makeup. Hm...no eye shadow, so I'll just use this acrylic paint. OP: Ok! Friend: No mascara...I'll just use this super glue. OP: Ok! Dumbass.
ss_20_xx 14
LOL
immaMonsta 8
And you LET her? This has YDI written all over it.
Adelaide_CF 6
YDI for letting her get close to your eyelashes with scissors! :D
S7YX 9
YDI for not stopping her when she pulled out the scissors.