Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
deniser 1
Vaseline helps eyelashes grow
crazy4uboi 6
Actually its possible to do she probably just doesnt know how to, becaise shes probably never done it before. Put mascara on the little eyelashes you have left it will make them look longer or better yet wear fake ones....
crazy4uboi 6
You use sand paper and sand the sharpness of and make them dull or you can put rubber on the edge of them but know ou cant just pick up a pair of sciccors and use them to curl your eyelashes... (there are many different ways to do it though)
LexiVerborg 11
Eyelashes don't grow back, and if they do. It's usually uneven...:/
Isuckatthis 18
I've cut my eyelashes many times, and they have always grown back just the way they were. I cut both up and down, because they are so thin at the end. They ALWAYS grow back, and some of them a little longer.
kiaroxilles 8
Why would you let ANYBODY come at your eyes with anything sharp, PERIOD? Let alone trying to curl your eyelashes with scissors? If she was planning on using mascara, by twirling the brush and pulling upwards slowly it'll have the same effect. Hope your eyelashes grew back alright, OP!