Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
byork88 8
A spoon is what you're supposed to use when you don't have a eyelash curler.... Are you insane for willing o use scissors???
iLucero 11
Scissors near your eyes is NEVER a good idea! YDI.
Skymone 6
Wow, that is stupid. Who needs eye lash curlers, anyways? It looks like a weird torture device, and I really can't see the difference between someone who used it and didn't. But thanks for making me laugh at this stupidity - imagining someone with one side with no eye lashes is really funny!
pnutbutternjelly 15
I'm sorry, but ydi. You actually let her do it to you so I really don't feel bad for you.
kei1108 13
* also, if you want to make your eyelashes look awesome without curling (or cutting...) just put a TINY bit of mascara on, let it dry for 5 seconds, then take a (always dry) eyelash brush and comb them upward until there are no clumps. This works so well, and it look really natural. But I also think that everyone looks awesome, even without makeup. Don't feel pressured by society to wear makeup!! :)
taytaylal 11
You'd let someone be THAT close to your eyes...?
mirandaboo3 0
That's horrible!! I love my eyelashes! If someone cut them off I'd probably punch them!!
Narttu 20
YDI for letting her anywhere near your eyes with a pair of scissors!
HerpaderpMeg 12
Well, you're a genious.
BG_caligrown 0
HAHAHAHAHA!!