Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
redhedsaysrawr 18
Idiot... should have used the back of a spoon, and pressed it against your eyelashes, it works surprisingly well! Cant believe you actually let someone near your eyelashes with SCISSORS! Good luck with fake eyelashes, cuz those don't grow back...
crazy4uboi 6
Yeah they do if they didnt nobody would have eyelashes by the time they were 5 because you loose like 3 eye lashes everyday (on average)
ahmgaw 0
lmao you're the idiot who didn't see this coming...
gashytashy 5
so stupid!!! why would u let someone do that... stupid..
Bently24 6
Not your best idea. You do know it takes years for eyelashes to grow back, right?
ohhoho 2
Or 4-8 weeks...
LexiVerborg 11
Or even... Never...
HeartOfLead 24
I understand that now-a-days going to the salon is a little expensive, but why this?
xgetxbentx 13
...ydi for letting her put scissors anywhere near your eye.
aemandalyn 1
its called you take your finger and press your lashes to your eyelid. not scissors. id cut hers in her sleep. make it even.
sunshinethehuman 9
I dont understand how she took scissors to you face without your protest
maddienoelle 13
A thumb?
BunBunBabe 8
You are both dumb. Sorry just being honest.