Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
soupisyummy 13
OP, I don't even see how that would ever even remotely make sense... You do know scissors cut things right? YDI
pimpnainteasy 5
Are you a nun?
RedPillSucks 33
Or Whoopie Goldberg
Heinousness 0
What happened?did he/she cut your eyelid?YDI
analisemarie 12
I'm getting the feeling you're only 10.
micahsmommy 13
1. Sharp objects near the face are never a good idea. 2. To curl lashes without eyelash curler place mascara brush at base of lashes and hold for five seconds. Apply mascara by wiggling brush lightly through lashes. Now was that so hard?
DocBastard 40
Yes it was. That's why guys don't do it. We simply can't be trusted with things like this.
benderbot19 0
And you let her do that...whyyy?
HolaJessicaHola 0
Who would think that would b a good idea?
missanderson813 4
YDI come on. I wouldn't put scissors next to my face, let alone someone else. And if scissors can easily cut paper wouldn't it cut your lashes a thousand times easier.
SeemsToFail 0
Do eyelashes evn grow back
Margemander 4
Yes. Yes they do. They also shed and fall out naturally, just like any body hair. Which is what has to happen before they grow back. But don't pluck them to make them grow back faster; it could work or it could damage the follicle resulting in hair loss.
crazy4uboi 6
Ueah your eye lashes are just stringer hair
aarandtinaa 0
Ac