Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, I tried cutting my own bangs to save money. When I was done, they were so crooked that my roommate thought I’d lost a bet. Now I have to go into work tomorrow looking like a rejected Beatles tribute act. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Next time, just forego the eyelash curling and use some mascara.
LexSwift 17
That's really YOUR fault for letting her try that. You should've made her try it on her own eyelashes first.
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Comments (133)
life0sucks0ass 0
u do realize eye lashes dont grow back
ilikerocks 0
Lol she's dumbbbb
lifesucksmyway 0
I chopped off all my lashes with a curler. Same shit as sissors.
muffinosaur 6
Try dabbing a bit of castor or olive oil on them every day, it should help them grow back nicer.
bellababe69 0
Ur retarded
RadkeRonnie 3
Wanna know something funny? Eyelashes don't grow back. I dated a girl who had really short eyelashes because her mom cut them off when she was a baby. She thought it would make them even. In a way it did.
horhay89 1
haha that is freakin awesome. im in tears laughing
babe7260 30
So sorry that happened!!!!! What a dumb ass your friend is for even suggesting it!!!!
be_you_tiful 8
it's actually a known trick to many women to use a spoon to curl their eyelashes. . . .i still can't grasp the concept of how scissors would work.
BlackstarPhoenix 0
Is your friend trying to disfigure you? Taking scissors to your eyelashes? Omg. O.o