Miscellaneous: Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2015 19:37 - Canada

Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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HSOMGF 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:56

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

you_failed 15

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:52

Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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who_rollerpig 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:57

Ahh the irony XD

kimmy0892 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:57

ohh wow ,

Gomez_Vidal 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:01

I bet you gave one hell of a good speech then.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 21 February 2011 19:04

This is 50/50; FYL but at the same time YDI for not following your own advice you probably gave the teens.

chimp4494 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:49

agree #10

iDontHaveTwitter 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:10

does any1 elsehere smell irony?

sin211 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:38

can we say hypocrite?!

Max779 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:21

I can **** harder than her!

kei1108 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:12

Maybe you shouldn't have made 2 stupid decisions; have sex in high school and being a hypocrite. I think both of them are pretty easy...

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:27

well you're over 18 right? no problem...

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