By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
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HSOMGF 5

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

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you_failed 15

Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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DocBastard 38

So the gist of your speech was, "Practice safe sex or you'll end up like me...giving speeches to apathetic high school kids." Right?

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UnanomousGurl 0

Well arent you a perfect example for the students!?

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sambo1995 0

its not really a fml but its kinda funny :P it wuld b more of an fml if she told u AFTER you gave the speech...

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Lisa89 3

YDI if you haven't been using protection. You had unprotected sex, what else did you think would happen? She sent you a text, she doesn't sound majorly mature though, at least have the decency for a call. Or FYL if you were sensible and responsible and it just happened, time to have a talk with your gf, discuss your future.

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TheNewGuy03 28

it's great that you gave the speech, but only in the alcoholics anonymous way. now, you just have to tell your parents. simple, right? |the kid|

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sourgirl101 28

I'm sure in your "speech" you mentioned that nothing is 100% and there is still a chance of pregnancy that could occurred (as you clearly demonstrated). If you don't want to risk becoming a parent too soon, you know what not to do. Well....maybe "you" don't.

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