By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 049
You deserved it 7 380

Same thing different taste

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now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way

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dude there are too many of these, it's getting old now

calcetines 0

Yeah, sex without climax is all the rage now days with our overpopulation and all.

sutianneli 13
you_failed 15

Oh cmon! Have a sense of humor! xD

Lol that'd be funny. He should've said petrificus totalus to make himself last longer ;D

you wanna know what's sadder than the first comment about avada cadabra the one right below it. knowing all those Harry potter spells aren't going to help you in life unless you're training to be a wizard. very sad indeed.

SayPeanuts 29

Someones obviously still sour about not getting into Hogwarts.

atomheartm_fml 0

Did he shout "Abracadabra" or "Avada Kedavra" ?