By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 016
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now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way

At least he did not shout avada kadavra.


someones about to get moderated

jwbbabe 9

Then you should have shouted "Alakazam!"

ballwiz24 0

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

Not to be a creep but I like your picture. You're really pretty jwbbabe.

now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way

Ohmygiluvcookies 0

haha same here

LilFlash81 0


yeah I'm with you

pinkballoon 0

beat me to it haha

Beat you to saying "Ha. Win?"

dude there are too many of these, it's getting old now

Climax never gets old!

Nope, it's old

calcetines 0

Yeah, sex without climax is all the rage now days with our overpopulation and all.

its old not funny anymore

You guys are old and not funny anymore! :D

sutianneli 13

No... It's a classic.

you_failed 15

Oh cmon! Have a sense of humor! xD

At least he did not shout avada kadavra.

Lol that'd be funny. He should've said petrificus totalus to make himself last longer ;D

darklitfaery 0

awesome lol

you wanna know what's sadder than the first comment about avada cadabra the one right below it. knowing all those Harry potter spells aren't going to help you in life unless you're training to be a wizard. very sad indeed.

SayPeanuts 29

Someones obviously still sour about not getting into Hogwarts.

The sex must have been pure magic.

Mmmmm your puns are delicious.

sctpup 0

yay ur rite lol

atomheartm_fml 0

Did he shout "Abracadabra" or "Avada Kedavra" ?

Nikki_ASW 0

So it was magical?

uncbballwins 0