Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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noshitsherlock 0
That's really ****** up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!
genius_man16 1
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.
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Comments (70)
she_bangs 0
gross. ewww i hope her borrowing does not extend to underwear haha
containsnosoy 0
Ever thought about moving out?
elchapin562 0
FYL for having an unreserved, loose lady as your mom. what a bad example
Nothingness1 3
Oh well. Ignore the fact that your mom gets out more than you do. If you want her to stop stealing your clothes, get a lock for your bedroom door, or for your dresser/closet. And keep the key on YOU at all times. And even the spare.
detrockgirl 0
My little sister does that to me. She likes my work clothes, particularly, and I hate going to work in my stretched out clothes that used to fit well.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
hide your clothes :D
oobie 0
Haha, that's funny! Sounds like my mom- she's such a trip!
GiddyXD 0
woah woah woah. wtf??
mistress_paz 30
I guess I'd try to move out and not buy anything too nice until then.
spn_castle4 14
I read that as your mom was a size 46. Oops!! That still suck OP. Maybe hide your clothes??