Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML
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Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
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noshitsherlock 0
That's really ****** up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!
genius_man16 1
Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.
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Comments (70)
widad_xoxo 0
your mom is a weirdo i agree with # 1
Nightfallz 0
if your bitter about not getting out as much as your mom GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS and go out. ydi
writer08 0
I think you fail at reading comprehension. OP's pissed because the clothes come back stretched out, how does that make her the fat ass?
dinosaursmoo 0
lol
Unregistered 0
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COUGARS ARE HOT! I ********** to cougar **** omg 30-50 year old that are cougars ******* turn me on BRING ME SOME MILFS! Oh and the reason they stretch is because you have mosquito bite breasts and your mom has nice well developed ****
soulonfire928 0
Wow...what???
Unregistered 0
seriously? omg milfs > 19 year olds 1) Milfs have experience 2) Milfs are careful about not getting another "Accident" in this milfs case the daughter 3) MILFS ARE ******* HOT
plexico 4
You do understand that MILF's are "******* HOT" by definition, otherwise they'd just be M's. Or worse, they could be MIWFWYD's (Mother I Wouldn't **** With Your Dick!) Not only are they un-doable, they are unpronounceable everywhere but Wales.
triplethreat13 0
your mom's got quite the imagination if she thinks she can fit into clothes half her size. my mom WISHES she could even TRY to get into my clothes!
luvluv_fml 0
what ppl have to do because of living in a decadent country
fawfulster 11
This is the part in which you burn her clothes and don't allow her to use yours.
fawfulster 11
something41 0
When I saw the word "clubbing" i thought of baby seals.
blueflame 2
Lmao. I laughed so hard at that... but it's so horrible >
cabernet 0
Your mom sounds like a ho.