FML : Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't...

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 27 December 2016 02:07 / United States - Albuquerque

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By WittyMoron | 22

#6494954 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:56

Bitch.

By ko051598 | 20

#6494977 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:04

That's a fucked up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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By mattzawesome | 28

#6494944 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:53

Ex-friend I would assume.

MagnusDeus | 23

#6495567 - Monday 28 December 2016 04:45

Man, first comment out of the gate

By dBLIZZARD | 20

#6494945 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:53

Are you sure she's your friend?

By doumtabarnack | 12

#6494946 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:53

What an ass. You should smear it with shit.

I_own_a_dog | 11

#6494999 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:26

I don't know why this is down voted!?!

Mathalamus | 22

#6495013 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:36

Because it's utterly disgusting...

False_Stupidity | 41

#6495062 - Monday 28 December 2016 02:42

Disgusting? Yes. Called for? Absofuckinglutely.

Edumcg | 24

#6495127 - Monday 28 December 2016 04:24

That escalated way too quickly.

crackajak | 15

#6495170 - Monday 28 December 2016 05:36

Who shit on the coats?!

crackajak | 15

#6495273 - Monday 28 December 2016 09:07

Thanks for the down votes, It's a Dane cook reference, you petty imbeciles.

kbecks87 | 16

#6495433 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:27

Dane Cook sucks, your welcome.

By WittyMoron | 22

#6494954 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:56

Bitch.

Eyeslick | 31

#6495264 - Monday 28 December 2016 08:44

Short, sweet, and to the point....I like it.

By cwade71 | 17

#6494959 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:57

Look on the bright side... you don't need to spend a good 30-80 bucks to get a good hoodie when you have body heat!

By nickie_94 | 18

#6494963 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:58

Wow. Fat shaming at it's finest

may14th | 26

#6495027 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:55

As a fat person I will tell you that is NOT fat shaming.

kbecks87 | 16

#6495434 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:28

23, being fat doesn't mean you get to decide what is or isn't shaming for an entire community.

kirasant | 19

#6495591 - Monday 28 December 2016 05:37

Not sure if I'd classify it as fat-shaming (fat-using?), but it is a shitty thing to do. OP needs a new friend.

By janfleury | 19

#6494970 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:01

With friends like that......

MzZombicidal | 36

#6496036 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 05:54

who needs anemones!

By evank98 | 10

#6494972 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:02

Just hope it didn't work...

By Robert3Lee | 13

#6494973 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:02

That's really harsh! I'm so sorry OP

By ko051598 | 20

#6494977 - Monday 28 December 2016 01:04

That's a fucked up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

ali282h | 15

#6495153 - Monday 28 December 2016 05:02

Or even a good human being..

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