Miscellaneous: Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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You deserved it 2 194

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Same thing different taste

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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You deserved it 25 347

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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You deserved it 34 843

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 829

You deserved it 18 879

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You deserved it 63 542

You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 665

You deserved it 1 143

By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 437

You deserved it 10 573

By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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You deserved it 3 835

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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You deserved it 127

Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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You deserved it 5 352

By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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You deserved it 6 839

WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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mattzawesome 28

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

Ex-friend I would assume.

MagnusDeus 24

Monday 28 December 2015 16:45

Man, first comment out of the gate

dBLIZZARD 20

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

Are you sure she's your friend?

doumtabarnack 12

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

What an ass. You should smear it with shit.

I_own_a_dog 11

Monday 28 December 2015 1:26

I don't know why this is down voted!?!

Mathalamus 24

Monday 28 December 2015 1:36

Because it's utterly disgusting...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 28 December 2015 2:42

Disgusting? Yes. Called for? Absofuckinglutely.

Edumcg 24

Monday 28 December 2015 4:24

That escalated way too quickly.

crackajak 15

Monday 28 December 2015 5:36

Who shit on the coats?!

crackajak 15

Monday 28 December 2015 9:07

Thanks for the down votes, It's a Dane cook reference, you petty imbeciles.

kbecks87 16

Monday 28 December 2015 13:27

Dane Cook sucks, your welcome.

WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

Eyeslick 33

Monday 28 December 2015 8:44

Short, sweet, and to the point....I like it.

cwade71 17

Monday 28 December 2015 0:57

Look on the bright side... you don't need to spend a good 30-80 bucks to get a good hoodie when you have body heat!

nickie_94 18

Monday 28 December 2015 0:58

Wow. Fat shaming at it's finest

may14th 26

Monday 28 December 2015 1:55

As a fat person I will tell you that is NOT fat shaming.

kbecks87 16

Monday 28 December 2015 13:28

23, being fat doesn't mean you get to decide what is or isn't shaming for an entire community.

kirasant 19

Monday 28 December 2015 17:37

Not sure if I'd classify it as fat-shaming (fat-using?), but it is a shitty thing to do. OP needs a new friend.

janfleury 19

Monday 28 December 2015 1:01

With friends like that......

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 29 December 2015 5:54

who needs anemones!

evank98 10

Monday 28 December 2015 1:02

Just hope it didn't work...

Robert3Lee 13

Monday 28 December 2015 1:02

That's really harsh! I'm so sorry OP

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

ali282h 15

Monday 28 December 2015 5:02

Or even a good human being..

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Same thing different taste

You tried at least

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