Miscellaneous: Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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You deserved it 63 509

By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 021

You deserved it 25 326

By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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You deserved it 34 819

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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You deserved it 18 857

You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 653

You deserved it 1 139

By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 10 567

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By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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You deserved it 5 333

By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 982

You deserved it 7 653

By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 410

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 7 812

WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

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mattzawesome 28

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

Ex-friend I would assume.

MagnusDeus 24

Monday 28 December 2015 16:45

Man, first comment out of the gate

dBLIZZARD 20

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

Are you sure she's your friend?

doumtabarnack 12

Monday 28 December 2015 0:53

What an ass. You should smear it with shit.

I_own_a_dog 11

Monday 28 December 2015 1:26

I don't know why this is down voted!?!

Mathalamus 24

Monday 28 December 2015 1:36

Because it's utterly disgusting...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 28 December 2015 2:42

Disgusting? Yes. Called for? Absofuckinglutely.

Edumcg 24

Monday 28 December 2015 4:24

That escalated way too quickly.

crackajak 15

Monday 28 December 2015 5:36

Who shit on the coats?!

crackajak 15

Monday 28 December 2015 9:07

Thanks for the down votes, It's a Dane cook reference, you petty imbeciles.

kbecks87 16

Monday 28 December 2015 13:27

Dane Cook sucks, your welcome.

WittyMoron 22

Monday 28 December 2015 0:56

Bitch.

Eyeslick 33

Monday 28 December 2015 8:44

Short, sweet, and to the point....I like it.

cwade71 17

Monday 28 December 2015 0:57

Look on the bright side... you don't need to spend a good 30-80 bucks to get a good hoodie when you have body heat!

nickie_94 18

Monday 28 December 2015 0:58

Wow. Fat shaming at it's finest

may14th 26

Monday 28 December 2015 1:55

As a fat person I will tell you that is NOT fat shaming.

kbecks87 16

Monday 28 December 2015 13:28

23, being fat doesn't mean you get to decide what is or isn't shaming for an entire community.

kirasant 19

Monday 28 December 2015 17:37

Not sure if I'd classify it as fat-shaming (fat-using?), but it is a shitty thing to do. OP needs a new friend.

janfleury 19

Monday 28 December 2015 1:01

With friends like that......

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 29 December 2015 5:54

who needs anemones!

evank98 10

Monday 28 December 2015 1:02

Just hope it didn't work...

Robert3Lee 13

Monday 28 December 2015 1:02

That's really harsh! I'm so sorry OP

ko051598 20

Monday 28 December 2015 1:04

That's a ****** up thing to say, she doesn't seem like a very good friend.

ali282h 15

Monday 28 December 2015 5:02

Or even a good human being..

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