By Fatty Fatty Fatso - 05/05/2013 00:41 - United States - Somers

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 602
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If you're not happy with that, it's time to take control of your life and start exercising and get healthy. Best of luck to you, Op.

Look at it as your jeans receiving special treatment, only half as many crammed into the washer.

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Look at it as your jeans receiving special treatment, only half as many crammed into the washer.

At least OP isn't in DENImAL about her weight.

Maybe her weight problem is based on her genes.

You can sit on your butt all day and blame genes, or you can work said butt off.

The farting, the farting!!!!!!!

Blame it on the jeans(genes)!

DOHOHOHOHOOO your so clever. Go home.

30 that joke just wasn't punny enough to make the cut.

If you're not happy with that, it's time to take control of your life and start exercising and get healthy. Best of luck to you, Op.

Hopefully she doesn't fart every time she does a jumping jack.

Not just exercise, but maybe a change in diet too. If OP consumes a few cans of soda a day, it's probably time to cut back. Same with fast food.

I don't get it.

Exactly, I dont know why the OP would expect us to reply anything other than "You deserve it", its simple OP, you are fat, its your fault, start burning more energy than consume, its not that hard.

There really is no excuse to be fat outside of (severe) medical issues. OP needs to get their jelly arse outside and start jogging (or running if capable of doing actual exercise).

Really grosses me out how people are being so harsh on the OP. Weight loss can be hard, OP could have thick bones or bad medical issues, and, in general, it's just really harsh to call someone "fat". The way it's said, it's like saying it's all someone is, or that it's their defining characteristic. Plus, maybe I'm just weird, but generally, the harsher people are to me, the less likely I am to take their advice.

if you dont like that start working out, eating health etc. FYL

Maybe OP doesn't like the taste of "health"?

my bad it was supposed to say healthy

To be fair, bigger clothing would take up more room in the washing machine, thus using more washing liquid. It's a mean way for your mother to say it, but....

It's also a pretty passive-aggressive way to bring up the subject on her mom's part. We don't really have enough information to say FHL or YDI: If mom is a size 2 and OP is a size 12, then this is mom's problem. If OP shops at Lane Bryant because she has curves instead of being a lollipop lady and is physically healthy, it's still mom's problem. If OP really is packing on pounds and living unhealthy, then it's time to talk with her doctor and mom about steering back onto a healthy course. No, it's nowhere near easy, but losing weight say, in your late teens or 20s is a lot easier than when you approach the half century mark.

having curves is different than being obese... I don't see why people on the internet fail to understand that.

Because only perfectly beautiful people ever go on the Internet, and everything you read and see is the absolute truth, since you can't put anything that's not true on the Internet. Right?

Yeah. Right. "Uh...bonjour."

Chin up! Or should I say, double-chin up! Seriously though, don't feel bad, use it as motivation that there's room for Improvement.

Lots of room!!!...

What are you on about? She can't do chin ups ;)

Clever. Rude, but clever

Maybe it's time to start exercising and eating healthy. Think of all the laundry detergent and electricity you'll be saving with smaller clothes! (:

Rock those fat boy jeans and be proud about yourself! lol

TorturedXeno 27

OP is a girl. So she'd had to be extra chunky to fit into fat boy jeans.

I think that was part of his post...

Well if you're not happy, think of this as motivation to start getting into shape. Tough way to find out from your mum though..if she did just blatantly tell you.

OP, the name you picked scares me a bit. Don't develop an eating disorder :( If you try to lose weight, don't let thoughts like that cloud your mind.

Lately my derrière has been getting rather large as well. I feel you OP. Don't be discouraged! We can exercise and cry together.