By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 499
You deserved it 14 076

Same thing different taste


My. bad i ran when your parents got home. why did you fml this? by the way were through. and try deuching you smell

RaKum12 0

learn how to spell before you try being funny.

wandaax03 0

174: I think it was supposed to be a play on words.

RevengeOnYou 0

ROFL! i bet ur parents were like: "I knew this was gonna happen" :D

Phil_McCracken 0

191: 174 misspelled back, not cums. that was the problem.

chloe2114 4

ew,that's wrong.why wud he leave.

rap33r100 0

omg best fml ever. better then the throwing rocks at a hobo one!

ipodhacker11208 0

lmfao wowwwwe lolcrofmlao that sucks wat did they say

JAT070 0

that's so hot what's ur number;)

yea why the **** did he leave??? What a dick. I mean im laughing my ass off!!! but ewwww imagine the smell of sperm on your face all that time. yuuuck. take a long shower and break up

129 yur a fag shure your her girlfriend ******

This is a great FML lol. your parents had to untie you with a load of come on your face lmao

devildog42787 0

that's great he should get a medal for that

Lmao, a medal? I guess it would be something to remember her by because I damn sure doubt he'll ever get to sleep with her again after that.

I think posts like these should read: "my now ex-boyfriend.."

Trixies100 0

haha I bet you thought you was gonna get some o and did ur mom and dad ask how u got tide up

Frank_Sinatra 0

And did they notice the sugar water on your face?

ew... that's nasty that you know the flavor and is/are (I dunno the correct grammar here) to someone's sarcasm...

Actually, 121, semen is made up of sugar and protein, about 90%. So, although you make think that it tastes salty it really is, in essence, sugar water.

come on that's just common knowledge ahha:)

Sweet nectar of the balls. Breakfast of the champions?