FML : Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chanclepants / Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:35 / France

Intimacy

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By shmikey | 0

#802635 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

By azurablade | 0

#802611 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

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By azurablade | 0

#802611 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

Horney4her69 | 0

#802766 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:06

yup, lol

daniel1_1 | 13

#802878 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:55

hahaha lol FYL OP

White667 | 0

#802901 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:03

Hahahahhahahaa... That is brilliant.

crazy_bitch_9999 | 0

#803009 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:56

that sucks

Snoop13 | 0

#803632 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:20

awsome ! lol

GameDub | 0

#803741 - Thursday 28 January 2010 4:01

yeahhh bet that was hard for them lol

lmfao1643 | 3

#803930 - Thursday 28 January 2010 5:13

My. bad i ran when your parents got home. why did you fml this? by the way were through. and try deuching you smell

RaKum12 | 0

#803939 - Thursday 28 January 2010 5:15

lol, that scks ass 4 u

okeetard | 2

#804503 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:08

wow ur cool

martial42 | 0

#804735 - Thursday 28 January 2010 14:58

I hope he cums bac lol

navigate | 0

#804764 - Thursday 28 January 2010 15:17

learn how to spell before you try being funny.

wandaax03 | 0

#805490 - Thursday 28 January 2010 22:55

174: I think it was supposed to be a play on words.

RevengeOnYou | 0

#805749 - Friday 29 January 2010 0:27

ROFL! i bet ur parents were like: "I knew this was gonna happen" :D

Phil_McCracken | 0

#810478 - Saturday 30 January 2010 22:25

191: 174 misspelled back, not cums. that was the problem.

chromeLegend | 0

#819574 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 23:33

gmjdxv

chloe2114 | 4

#830425 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:06

ew,that's wrong.why wud he leave.

rap33r100 | 0

#833830 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:28

cum means jizz dumbass

lucifer69_fml | 0

#840260 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:13

LITERALLY

lucifer69_fml | 0

#840269 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:16

(replying to #118)

defsdgdh | 4

#840380 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:05

omg best fml ever. better then the throwing rocks at a hobo one!

ipodhacker11208 | 0

#861892 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:32

lmfao wowwwwe lolcrofmlao that sucks wat did they say

JAT070 | 0

#874075 - Saturday 20 February 2010 2:18

that's so hot
what's ur number;)

Yankeepunk | 0

#891075 - Thursday 25 February 2010 12:45

yea why the fuck did he leave??? What a dick. I mean im laughing my ass off!!! but ewwww imagine the smell of sperm on your face all that time. yuuuck. take a long shower and break up

sickyo | 0

#923541 - Monday 8 March 2010 2:20

ur the bf?

eagleclaw58 | 0

#973831 - Sunday 4 April 2010 5:05

129 yur a fag shure your her girlfriend faggot

LoadFasterPage | 0

#1126052 - Friday 23 July 2010 0:29

agreed^

soul_fml | 0

#1177321 - Monday 2 August 2010 15:30

ur bf is a bamf

By sparkey0127 | 0

#802615 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:18

he's dead haha

The_Norwegian | 2

#803552 - Thursday 28 January 2010 2:38

Did your dad start makin' out with you? 

xlostwithoutu | 0

#803571 - Thursday 28 January 2010 2:51

Lmao thats nasty 

s_jay7 | 0

#804278 - Thursday 28 January 2010 8:11

lol

BbyLenuh | 0

#808969 - Saturday 30 January 2010 6:34

eww

caper1234 | 0

#816525 - Monday 1 February 2010 21:24

that's hot OP. need a new man?

AlesanaLTL | 0

#1186387 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:26

wtffffffffffff

By delco714 | 0

#802623 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:20

omg. yep omfg

bcubed | 0

#841373 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:41

This is a great FML lol. your parents had to untie you with a load of come on your face lmao

By aaronsko | 0

#802624 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:20

awkward much? :P

By Scrantoncity | 0

#802632 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:22

hot

ForestFire0 | 1

#803161 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:52

seconded

maxwayt | 0

#803291 - Thursday 28 January 2010 0:49

thirded

oogyboogy | 6

#803528 - Thursday 28 January 2010 2:28

forthded

SeeBrendenBurn | 0

#803576 - Thursday 28 January 2010 2:51

fifthed

Frank_Sinatra | 0

#803627 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:18

sexted

nood_fml | 0

#803703 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:49

ermmm.....lasted?

EastonxStealth | 0

#803871 - Thursday 28 January 2010 4:51

if I could count I would be the one after that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^•^^^^^^^^^^^^^¥^^^^€^%^%^^*

Alex373 | 0

#803992 - Thursday 28 January 2010 5:36

seconded : P

stewie1744 | 0

#804032 - Thursday 28 January 2010 5:51

damn straight lmao

chloe2114 | 4

#830434 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:09

thirded

hsshae | 0

#849289 - Friday 12 February 2010 20:50

I came to this fml

billsfan1492 | 0

#988976 - Friday 7 May 2010 5:13

whatever the last # was plus 1

By shmikey | 0

#802635 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

namnams | 3

#802697 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:38

LOVE IT

jimsmells67 | 0

#802889 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:59

You a funny person

SusanaSaysRawrxD | 0

#804266 - Thursday 28 January 2010 7:57

lmao. yes.

fsite5 | 0

#804537 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:31

LOL made my day!

BrownSugar_fml | 5

#805042 - Thursday 28 January 2010 18:46

lmao clever

By devildog42787 | 0

#802636 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

that's great he should get a medal for that

gallaeo | 21

#5591146 - Sunday 21 July 2013 21:29

Lmao, a medal? I guess it would be something to remember her by because I damn sure doubt he'll ever get to sleep with her again after that.

lusitania_fml | 11

#5882763 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:15

I think posts like these should read: "my now ex-boyfriend.."

By osnapp55 | 0

#802641 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:24

hahahahhahahaahhahahahahagagaha

By infiniti_G | 0

#802644 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:24

SORRY BABE MY OTHER GF CALLED

iloveloosy12 | 0

#802682 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:34

hahaha

By Trixies100 | 0

#802648 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:25

haha I bet you thought you was gonna get some o and did ur mom and dad ask how u got tide up

Frank_Sinatra | 0

#803631 - Thursday 28 January 2010 3:20

And did they notice the sugar water on your face?

mizzleshizzle | 0

#803773 - Thursday 28 January 2010 4:09

actually it's salty not sugary

lovesick4628 | 0

#811804 - Sunday 31 January 2010 6:46

ew... that's nasty that you know the flavor and is/are (I dunno the correct grammar here) to someone's sarcasm...

babyseacow | 2

#1231125 - Thursday 12 August 2010 20:48

Actually, 121, semen is made up of sugar and protein, about 90%. So, although you make think that it tastes salty it really is, in essence, sugar water.