By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

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Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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You deserved it 14 076
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lmfao1643 3

My. bad i ran when your parents got home. why did you fml this? by the way were through. and try deuching you smell

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RaKum12 0

lol, that scks ass 4 u

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navigate 0

learn how to spell before you try being funny.

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wandaax03 0

174: I think it was supposed to be a play on words.

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RevengeOnYou 0

ROFL! i bet ur parents were like: "I knew this was gonna happen" :D

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Phil_McCracken 0

191: 174 misspelled back, not cums. that was the problem.

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chloe2114 4

ew,that's wrong.why wud he leave.

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rap33r100 0

cum means **** dumbass

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defsdgdh 4

omg best fml ever. better then the throwing rocks at a hobo one!

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ipodhacker11208 0

lmfao wowwwwe lolcrofmlao that sucks wat did they say

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JAT070 0

that's so hot what's ur number;)

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Yankeepunk 0

yea why the **** did he leave??? What a dick. I mean im laughing my ass off!!! but ewwww imagine the smell of sperm on your face all that time. yuuuck. take a long shower and break up

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eagleclaw58 0

129 yur a fag shure your her girlfriend ******

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bcubed 0

This is a great FML lol. your parents had to untie you with a load of come on your face lmao

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EastonxStealth 0

if I could count I would be the one after that one^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^•^^^^^^^^^^^^^¥^^^^€^%^%^^*

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stewie1744 0

damn straight lmao

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billsfan1492 0

whatever the last # was plus 1

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devildog42787 0

that's great he should get a medal for that

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gallaeo 21

Lmao, a medal? I guess it would be something to remember her by because I damn sure doubt he'll ever get to sleep with her again after that.

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lusitania_fml 11

I think posts like these should read: "my now ex-boyfriend.."

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Trixies100 0

haha I bet you thought you was gonna get some o and did ur mom and dad ask how u got tide up

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Frank_Sinatra 0

And did they notice the sugar water on your face?

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lovesick4628 0

ew... that's nasty that you know the flavor and is/are (I dunno the correct grammar here) to someone's sarcasm...

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babyseacow 2

Actually, 121, semen is made up of sugar and protein, about 90%. So, although you make think that it tastes salty it really is, in essence, sugar water.

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noahmg10 5

come on that's just common knowledge ahha:)

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gallaeo 21

Sweet nectar of the balls. Breakfast of the champions?

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