By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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Jorvik 0

Anything can be made better with the application of science. A woman only has nerve endings in the first 3 inches of her ******. So, he has half an inch more than you need. So quit complaining. Science, making you look shallow since right now.

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mitur 0

hey those new smart phones r pretty big now a days

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ellopoppet 0

Yikes! I'm sorry you have to deal w| that =| if you can find a way of not offending him maybe suggesting enhancement pills would help..

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DisposablePeople 0

How long is his tongue? It sounds like he's going to be using it a lot. Also how do you know its 3.5 exact. Did you whip out the ruler?

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portablecupid 3

Well that sucks OP. Buy some toys for you guys to use in bed together?

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soundandshock 0

if he was the love of your life, you'd have the decency and respect not posting that on a public domain such as this

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acabby96 0

Well, you must have a big cell phone .... :p

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4ll4b0utm3 0

just buy him a strap on or penis enlargement pills.....

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disgruntledyouth 0

your bf is a 12 year old? for shame OP

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