By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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510munchkin 0

nd it mattrs if she luvs him y

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86ed 4

You do realize that your ****** canal is probably only 3 inches deep? So in reality he would be .5 inches bigger than needed. That is unless you've given birth already. So how about you stop being a **** and be happy you have a man that you love and loves you back, mmkay?

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womblebat 2

Wait, if you've never seen it erect before, then you musn't have neen with him for very long. Hardly long enough to call him the love of your life. Lets hope he knows how to use it. As long as he satisfies you, it shouldn't matter, right?

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Alpinedriver87 0

guess you dont have to worry about gagging OP.

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Hard1k 0

hahahah lmao!!! das too funny!! XD my 2yr old lil bro is prob bigger dan dat haha..btw how old is he?

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kemando 22

and your cellphone doubles as a vibrator. ;)

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