By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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Weetart 8

Hello???? Ever heard of Extenze??? Get him that for Christmas. I'm sure he'll thank you.

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juliette320 0

there's other stuff y'all can do,(oral, toys, get the point?) if you really loved him the size of his dick wouldn't matter anyway. but I understand your concern get creative OP.

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lola147_fml 0

So long as you two still have chemistry, you can pleasure each other in different ways. However, if this new revelation has affected your libido, OP, innovation and love just may not be enough. This will be a case of letting things just pkay out on their own.

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lola147_fml 0

So long as you two still have chemistry, you can pleasure each other in different ways. However, if this new revelation has affected your libido, OP, innovation and love just may not be enough. This will be a case of letting things just pkay out on their own.

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b00z3nw33d 0

thats a really bitchy thing to say, how selfish...

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mbear24 0

that sucks, but at least he has a tongue

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varkey 7

so what sex isn't everything and my cell phone is super old so it's 6.5 inches... i don't get why you have to compare his penis to a cell phone in the first place YDI

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thealmityking 4

you have my pity

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