Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
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taycandy96 2
*****!!!!
trebla3193 0
Eww a threesome with her brother that's just nasty.
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CookiesNOJ 0
why r most of u ppl so close minded? it makes no sense lol just because the OP was receiving texts during the night doesnt mean her friend was bored. maybe her friend was texting whenever they took a break (there are a million possibilities) maybe they went out to get fresh air n her friend would send a text or maybe they stopped to eat or to take a trip to the gas station ppl open ur minds! gosh lol
Nealcz 0
let's hope they're incest. but either way it's not good on your part!
lolomgkatie 0
dangg...
countrymonkey 0
hope u dumped both ur boyfriend
KurouTenshi 0
She was texting while she was having said sexual activity? Yeeeaaah, when I'm having sex the last thing in my mind is "Hang on, let me text my friend and tell him how awesome this is!" FYL for having a cheating boyfriend, and FHL for not having enjoyable sex LOL
ravensunnyd 0
how do you text while having sex??!
RaRa_15 0
i have texted while having sex lol...FUN FYL your friend an bf stabbed u in the back!=[
Lattenkiste 0
She was texting you all night about ******* your bf? Dam she must hate you. Oh wait she was probably just ******* her brother
tipple 0
Seems your "friend" is trying to get you to break up with your BF. How did you find out about where your BF was? Did he tell you? If so, do you think he would have told you if he *really* was having sex with her? There are all sorts of possibilities, but the most likely, based on scant information, is that your BF was hanging out with her (for whatever reason), and she decides it would be funny/bitchy/whatever to text you saying what great sex she is having. Certainly FYL about your "friend" - it sounds like she is either really nasty, or has a really nasty "sense of humour". But ask your BF for his side of things before calling him a cheater. Peace...
lilcuti3pi389 0
why would she **** your bf and then tell you?? thats really ****** weird!