Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
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taycandy96 2
*****!!!!
trebla3193 0
Eww a threesome with her brother that's just nasty.
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Comments (154)
iLenny 0
she's such a *****!
nicolexl 0
if she was txting you the whole night then obviously it wasn't that great. she was probably tryin to make you jealous for when you found out. atleast you got rid of two jerks in your life...(:
timo1338 0
Wow .. ,your friends a loser for texting you during sex
flamiingemu 0
mustve been her brother then duh
Phelpski 0
Dirty little ****!! Obviously wasn't someone who cared about you! And you're not friends with either of them anymore.... right? FYL for real.
ohSNAPyall 27
She could have texted between rounds.
pluralbusted 0
uh oh! she banged her brother and your boyfriend watched?! that's messed up!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
so which was she having sex with?
pancake_lady 0
So she was texting you while having sex with her brother? What about your boyfriend?
pancake_lady 0
Are you from West Virginia or something?
HellKat35 0
I'm from West Virginia and no one has sex with their relatives. Why the hell do you even think people from here have incest relationships? Freaking come to the state and you will see it's nothing like you think.