Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's phone titled "People's I've had sex with". There are also dates next to the notes which represented the day he had sex with them. Not only that it was NOT me who is the last person on the list, but I also realized that the last person on the list was my best friend. And he's a guy. FML
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Top comments
taycandy96 2
*****!!!!
trebla3193 0
Eww a threesome with her brother that's just nasty.
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Comments (154)
lilcuti3pi389 0
who texts someone while having sex? LOL
olw25 0
the ***** could be lying, she may want ur boyfriend
sidvoltaire 0
she coulda been jokin'. not
DynamicDave 11
WINcest?
maxgray 0
Who texts to let other people that they're having great sex?! anyway, lets hope for your sake, she was doing it with her brother.. on the other hand maybe they were both doing her.. oh the possibilities! :P
xxmarlboroxx 0
hmm.. that sucks. I thinks she just wants you to break up with the dude. and him spending all night with her... (and her brother?!) might be his way of saying he doesn't wanna be with you. she couldn't really text you all night without him knowing. I mean shit.
Kr3tS22 0
now there's two possibilitys, either this is ****** up, or SERIOUSLY up. hell she could be doing both of them
fmlfylfouralllif 0
her brother last time I checked a boyfriend isn't a her
tnae2 0
well it could have been her brother if she's from west virginia
ohSNAPyall 27
I bet you've never even been to West Virginia. Asshole.
samantha_durano 6
hm, cool friend.